Total Medals Earned: 270 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,930 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (60/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/27 (25/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Build Frankenstein's Monster
Don't skip instructions
Make 1 enemy fall with a monster piece
Squish an enemy with a monster piece
Build The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Listen to all songs
Build The Wolfman
Build The Mole Man
Build The Invisible Man
Build The Phantom of the Opera
Build Bride of Frankenstein
Make 3 enemies fall with a monster piece
Build The Mummy
Build American Werewolf in London
Collect 9 electro-tasers
Kill all enemies on screen at once with 1 acid
Build Count Dracula
Score at least 200,000 points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (110/160 points)
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Save your game
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!